Supposedly, some scientists in Ontario did some “mathematical models” on a zombie outbreak. According to the Math Nerds, Humanity doesn’t have a chance.
Well, what THEY don’t know is that I SUCK at math!
If society were ever attacked by zombies, we would probably be doomed, and quickly. That was the conclusion of two university researchers in Ottawa, Ontario, who set up mathematical models hypothesizingzombie attacks as infectious diseases with the well-known characteristics of zombie biology from popular fiction. In fact, according to a July BBC News report, zombies are more threatening than virulent diseases because they can regenerate (unless decapitated or incinerated, of course). More troubling was the researchers’ presumption that zombies move slowly, as in older movies, but in recent fiction, they’re super-quick, making them nearly invincible. [BBC News, 7-18-09] [Link]
Whatever, Brainiacs. When the dead are chasing after you and you’re pounding at my Costco Fort begging for me to let you in, all I’m gonna do is turn up the volume on my XBox 360!
a Remake of a 1973 George Romero movie of the same name, the movie follows the exploits of a small Iowa town that has unexpectedly been affected by some “toxin” that cause the town to slowy become crazy and die. Then it gets worse… Video after the jump.
Continue reading The Crazies: Another zombie invasion scenario.
Pocket Books will be releasing “Paul Is Dead”, a Music/Horror book hoping to follow the success of “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies”.
“Our story begins on October 9, 1840, in the Liverpool, England. An African nzambi hides in the town’s newly-built sewer system, only to reemerge exactly one century later at the Liverpool Maternity Hospital, in the room of Julia Lennon. The hungry nzambi takes a chomp from Julia’s newborn’s neck, and John Lennon is undead, a zombie with otherworldly powers, who will roam the Earth for eternity.
In 1957, John, now a burgeoning singer and guitarist, meets Paul McCartney, a Liverpudlian with musical dreams of his own. Sensing a kindred spirit, John bites off Paul’s ear and sucks out his mate’s grey matter, after which he spits a healthy amount of his own brain into Paul’s carotid artery—and thus is born the greatest songwriting team in rock history. John and Paul zombify local guitarist George Harrison, then welcome seventh level Ninja Lord Ringo Starr into the fold.” [Link]
